As I write this the Oscars are (presumably) winding down. I did not see the show due to a lack of television signal (not to be confused with a lack of television). I have decided that I am not going to look up and see who won because who cares also, because I’m kind of interested in seeing how long I can go (my guess, not long). The idea for doing this is inspired by this episode of TLDR, entitled ‘The Knowledge’.

I write this at 10:55pm CT on March 2, 2014.

The minute I find out who won the 2013 Academy Award for best picture I will update this post.

I put the over/under at 7:00am tomorrow morning.

UPDATE: And at 6:53am I learned on Morning Addition that 12 Years A Slave won. So there we go.